Rolly: It's really nice outside today. It's so nice to make me love to have a healthy breeze between my legs.
Cadpig *off screen*: Eww, Rolly, that's gross.
Lucky *off screen*: Don't worry, Cadpig. His thing between his legs can't be seen in this cartoon.
Rolly: *gasps* Are you guys saying that I don't have that thing between my legs? How did this happen?!
***
Cadpig: Hey, guys! I just had a talk with the rest of the pups about the summer games we're gonna have on this farm this year.
Lucky: Really? And what did they say?
Cadpig: They said that chickens are not allowed.
Spot: What?
Cadpig: Sorry, Spot. That's just what they all told me.
Spot: Aw, nuts!
Rolly: I like--
Lucky, Cadpig, and Spot *in unison*: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, ROLLY!
Rolly: Aw, nuts!
***
Lucky: No, I don't like you. Now, leave!
Female pup *off screen, crying*: WHYYYYY?! I'VE DONE NOTHING WRONG TO YOU!
Spot: Now, how can Lucky be so rude to a new pup to this farm like that?!
***
Priscilla: Patch, do you love me?
Patch: You know I do, Priscilla.
Priscilla: Do you love me for just being myself?
Patch: Of course, I do. I wouldn't wish to see you become a whole different pup.
Priscilla: Oh, thank you, Patch. I really love you for that. A guy loving a girl for being herself instead of forcing her to be something she's not; now, THAT is the key to a good, long-lasting relationship!
***
Lightning: I don't believe it! Thunderbolt and Amber are doing "it!"
Patch *off screen*: Doing what, Lightning?
Lightning: Don't look, Patch! This is not a good sight for someone your age!
Patch: Are you saying that they are having--?
Lightning: Yes, they are having you-know-what!
***
Two-Tone: So, you see? This is one of the reasons why no one should EVER call me "Two-Ton"!
Lucky: Yeah! Tell them, Two-Tone!
***
Spot: All right, Mooch. Where's my bag of sunflower seeds? I know you have it!
Mooch: But I don't, Spot! Someone took it when I was doing my business!
Spot: Oh, that's just great! Now, I'll have to look for it and get it myself.
Mooch: But how are you gonna do that?
Spot: I know!
This will help!
Mooch *off screen*: A magnifying glass? How's that gonna help?
Rolly: Um, Lucky?
Lucky: Yeah, Rolly?
Rolly: Spot's gone nuts!
Spot: No! Not nuts!
Sunflower seeds!***
Roger: ...and this is me at age 16.
Cruella: Bo-
ring!***
Lucky: Today's episode is brought to you by the letter L.
Cadpig *off screen*: You know this isn't
Sesame Street, right, Lucky?
Lucky: Oh, be quiet!
***
Two-Tone: Hi, everybody! I have an announcement to make. Coming soon, there's gonna be a new TV show that stars
me!Cadpig *off screen, sarcastically*: Oh, sure, and there's gonna be a movie coming soon, and it's gonna star me and Scooby-Doo!
Two-Tone: Cadpig!
***
Lucky: Guys, you're not gonna believe this, but Roger and Anita are doing "it" on the sofa!
Cadpig: Oh, Lucky, it's no big deal! Roger and Anita always do "it" on the sofa.
Lucky: No, Cadpig! I mean that
other thing!
Rolly: Eww, you mean they're having--?
Lucky *off screen*: Yes! Yes, they're having you-know-what!
Spot: Now, that's gross! Why can't they just lay eggs?
Lucky *off screen*: Because they're not chickens, stupid!
Spot: "Stupid" is such a strong word.
***
Rolly: Okay, I think I heard Nanny calling us for lunch, so let's just go, now!