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Post by Belchic on Jan 10, 2010 19:56:42 GMT -5
Let's look into the future and see how a set of captions go with a couple of puppy characters as adults. *** Lucky *off screen*: Oh, look, Two-Tone. Priscilla is sleeping on top of Patch again. Two-Tone *off screen*: Yeah. When is Patch ever gonna sleep on top of her? Lucky: I don't know, but we would like it if they reverse the way they sleep together. *to Priscilla* Hey, Priscilla, I don't mean to wake you up, but I'm just asking if you would get off of Patch. Priscilla *sleepily*: No. Don't wanna. Lucky: C'mon, don't be a baby. Get off of Patch so he can sleep on top of you for once. Patch *sleepily*: Leave her alone. Lucky: Patch, are you really okay with Priscilla sleeping on top of you like this? Patch: Uh-huh. Lucky: Oh, come on! It's getting ridiculous seeing you two sleep like this! *Lucky tries to get Priscilla off Patch himself, but Priscilla spanks Lucky across the face.* Priscilla: Don't touch me! Lucky: Ouch! You scratched me! Two-Tone: *sighs* Lucky, forget it. Priscilla's not gonna get off of Patch while they're sleeping. Lucky: Fine! *Two-Tone and Lucky leave* Priscilla: Alone at last. Patch: Alone again, I would say. You don't need me to sleep on top of you, do you? Priscilla: Oh, no, sweetheart. It's more comfortable when I sleep on top of you. Patch: Oh, yeah, baby. You can say that again. *Priscilla laughs, and she and Patch fell back asleep* I don't know why, but something about how this ended didn't sit right with me...
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Post by Flowgli on Jan 13, 2010 19:06:51 GMT -5
Cadpig: Hey, Lucky, here comes Two-Tone to try out for the band again!Rolly: You remember the plan, right, Lucky? Lucky: Well, yeah! Of course, I do! Rolly: All right, let's do it! Two-Tone *off screen*: Hey, Lucky, did you just reunite with your band? Lucky: Yeah, I did. I had to do it after I had a talk with Dad, and he said I have to take responsibilities and do what's best for the band instead of myself if I want to stay in charge. I hope you won't get upset with me for this, but we can't have you in our band. Two-Tone: I know, Lucky. I understand. I heard you and your band play many times before, and the way you guys sounded is perfect just the way it is. Lucky: Thank you for understanding, Two-Tone. But my band and I talked it over, and we thought of letting you become our guest on a new song we're working on. Two-Tone: Are you serious? I get to be in your band? Spot: You do, but only just this once. Lucky: It's settled. You will be our rhythm guitarist, and we'll teach you how to play the guitar. Two-Tone: Wait, guys, I have been working on my singing voice after you broke up. I think I'm getting good at it. Do you wanna hear it? Lucky: Well, sure. Why not? Cadpig: But it better sound good. Lucky: We'll find out when we hear her sing. Two-Tone: Okay, well, this song I'm about to sing is called "Those Days Are Gone". Can you guys play that? Lucky: Sure, we can. Two-Tone: Great! And don't worry, Spot, it's not about deep fried chicken. Spot: Well, I'm glad to hear that!Two-Tone: Good. Now, start the music! *101 RPM begins playing "Those Days Are Gone" by DC3* Two-Tone *singing*: Turn up the lights, let's go. Everybody in the house, you know. Yeah, it ain't complicated. I know it's time. It's there in the back of my mind. I think I finally found the answer. And I, I can remember All of the things we used to do.
Those days are gone, And I know The world won't stop spinning, So I'll take control And leave it all behind. Don't make it all on my own. I'll be what I thought I couldn't find, But now, I know Those days are gone.
Those days are gone.
Those days are gone.
Those days are gone.*song ends* Cadpig *off screen*: Well, that is much better than how you sung the last time! Rolly *off screen*: Yeah! It was great! Spot *off screen*: I think you now have the right voice to sing in our band! Lucky *off screen*: Are you all being honest to her about it? Cadpig: Of course, we are. Why would we lie? Lucky: Well, then, in that case... *to Two-Tone* Welcome to the band, Two-Tone. Two-Tone: YAY! Thank you very much, guys! Thank you all for accepting me to be in your band. I won't let you guys down! Two-Tone: I can see myself now as a famous singer in a rock band. I'll be standing right next to Lucky as he plays his guitar and I show off my beautiful singing voice in front of everyone in every concert we'll be performing in. Cadpig *off screen*: Hey, don't push it, Two-Tone. Remember what we said earlier? You're only in the band for one song. Spot *off screen*: Yeah, you're in our band as just a guest, not an official member. Two-Tone: Yeah, I got too carried away that I forgot that I'm performing in the band as a guest. Two-Tone: Still, it'll be fun performing in the band. Lucky: Cool. So, we'll start right here tomorrow. Is that all right? Two-Tone: You bet! See ya!
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Post by Flowgli on Jan 16, 2010 17:57:55 GMT -5
Since Dana and Belchic each have posted a new set of screenshots and captions after Cuddly posted a lot on his captions thread he just made today, I thought of doing the same. *** Patch: Hey, everybody, let's go! It's gonna be a really long drive to the picnic. Cadpig: We'll be ready in a minute. We just needed to finish watching this show. Lucky: Cadpig, get off my head, dammit! Cadpig *sarcastically*: Oh, that's nice! Two-Tone: *sighs* Cadpig: Two-Tone, are you okay? Two-Tone: No, I'm not okay. They're changing assigned seats at the bus because Spot's coming with us. Cadpig: Well, she is our friend. I think it's best if we show her some appreciation. Two-Tone: Why should we? I can't even believe that we have to do anything special for her on our picnic. She keeps taking so much episodes away from me on our show, and now she's getting the best seat on the bus. Cadpig: Hey, Spot's a main character, okay? She has to be with us on all those episodes on our show! Two-Tone: I should've been a main character with you, Lucky, and Rolly! That show is called 101 Dalmatians, not 3 Pups and a Chicken! What does a chicken have to do with 101 Dalmatians anyway? Cadpig: I dunno, but you're just gonna have to get used to it. Two-Tone: I don't have to get used to it! It's just not fair! And as for the seating in the bus, the deal was that I get to sit next to Lucky. But our pets changed the seating in the last second. Now, Rolly is gonna sit next to Lucky, and I have to sit next to Spot! Cadpig: I'm sorry about this, but they have to do it. We can't leave anyone in the family behind. Two-Tone: Spot's not in our family, she's a chicken and we're Dalmatian dogs! We should just leave her here and have her bored to death! She has no right to come with us on our picnic. We will actually get to have fun without her. Cadpig: Two-Tone, you are being so selfish! Spot's mother just moved to California to take care of her sick grandmother! It's important that we all do our part and treat Spot like she's part of the family! Rolly: I'll do my part! I made all these pies for everyone. I even made one for Spot! Lucky: Wow, Rolly! You baked all these pies yourself? Rolly: Yep! I made them all by myself! Spot: It must've taken you overnight to make all those pies! Rolly: Yeah, it did take me all night yesterday and all morning today, but it was worth it. Cadpig: Good. Now, come on, you guys. Spot's our friend, and she's part of the family. We all need to show how much we really care about her. Now, let's get generous. Two-Tone, that includes you! Rolly: Yeah, Two-Tone, lighten up!
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Post by Belchic on Jan 16, 2010 18:17:23 GMT -5
lol! I especially loved the 2nd one.
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Post by Flowgli on Jan 23, 2010 13:41:59 GMT -5
Lucky: Mmm, mmmph! Mmm-mmmff mmm! Mmmhh! Lambo: Quit compla-a-aining. I wa-a-arned you to le-e-eave me be-e-e. Lucky: Mmm, mmmhhh! Mmm-mmmph! Mmmpphhh!Lambo: Mwahahahahahahahaaa! Ganon *off screen*: You dare tape a pup in this dump? Lambo: Huh? Lucky: Mmm? Ganon *off screen*: YOU MUST DIE! *casts lightning at Lambo* *ten minutes later* Lucky: Guys, you should've seen this guy. He was huge, like this big! And he was dark, and he shot lightning at Lambo, and he freed me from all that tape...carefully! Cadpig *off screen, sarcastically*: Right, and I am Peter Pan's little fairy friend named Tinker Bell, who lives in Neverland and flies around spreading pixie dust to make children fly. --- Lucky: Well, good luck at your appointment at the vet. Cadpig *off screen*: Not so fast, Lucky! You have an appointment at the vet, too, and you're coming with us! And close your mouth! Rolly *off screen*: Yeah, you look weird with your mouth like that, and you look like a sissy with your eyes like that! --- Priscilla *off screen*: Hello, Patch. Patch: Priscilla? I thought your mother has forbidden you from seeing me ever again! What if she finds out that you sneaked out of home and she catches you here and punishes you permanently? Priscilla: Don't worry, Patch! She'll never know that I left home, because she is taken to Ireland for the weekend and I'm planning to spend more time with you and sneak back home before she gets back. Patch: Wow! Really? Your mother is away for the weekend? That's wonderful! Finally, we'll have plenty of time to be with each other without you getting into trouble with your mother. Priscilla *off screen*: And I'm planning to have our weekend with each other alone in the back of the barn in your farm. Patch: Just you and me? Priscilla: Oh, yes. Patch: Great! I'll go and tell my brothers and sisters about this and let them know that you and I don't want anyone to interrupt our time together. --- Patch: Ouch! The light's too bright! It's hurting my eyes! I'm going blind!
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Post by Belchic on Jan 23, 2010 17:45:26 GMT -5
You're getting a lot better at this, Flo!
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Post by Flowgli on Jan 31, 2010 18:14:18 GMT -5
Lucky: Cadpig, Rolly, let's go and meet Belchic. I'm sure he has a plan to help me get back at our mother by now. Rolly: I don't know, Lucky. His plan probably has something to do with his embarrassment gun. You know how much he has been abusing it lately. Cadpig: Well, I think it would be good to hear from Belchic about what his plan would really be. Lucky: Great! Now, come on! *five minutes later* Belchic: Hi, Lucky! Thanks for coming back with Rolly and Cadpig. I've got the perfect plan to help you get revenge on our mother. Lucky *off screen*: So, what's the plan, Belchic? Belchic: I'll use this embarrassment gun on her on the right time when she and Dad are alone. When I use this embarrassment gun, I'll make Mum stand on her hind legs and carry Dad on her shoulders. Rolly *off screen*: Do you think you'll get caught doing this? Belchic: I won't get caught doing this. My plan will work as long as we keep ourselves well hidden and extremely quiet until it happens. Let's go! Pongo: It's a nice night tonight. A night without the kids would probably help you calm down. Perdita: I'm starting to feel calm right now. After shaking the hell out of Lucky, I think this night will make me feel calm. Belchic *off screen, whispering*: I'm about to make it happen right now, you guys. Here I go. *thinking* Mum will stand on her hind legs and carry Dad on her shoulders. *zaps Pongo and Perdita with his e-gun* Pongo: Hey! Perdita, what are you doing? Perdita: I'm not doing anything! I feel like something is controlling me to do this! *All the pups in the farm came out laughing at Perdita carrying Pongo on her shoulders.* Belchic *off screen*: HA! We got you really good! Lucky *off screen*: Yeah, Mum, that's what you get for making Clayton use his growth ray on me, and shaking me half to death! Rolly *off screen*: You thought we all left for you two to be alone, but we have been hiding here the whole time just to see you get humiliated in front of all of us! Perdita: Oh, great. Now, after what I did to Lucky, I'm beginning to feel really bad. Cadpig *off screen*: You should be, thanks to Belchic and his embarrassment gun. That should make you realize how much of a spoiled brat you've been acting lately. Pongo: You know, Perdita, they're right. You really have been acting like a spoiled brat to everyone. I hope that embarrassment gun has made you learn your lesson. Perdita: It did, and I promise never to act like that again. Lucky: You promise? Perdita: Yes. I promise. Pongo: Okay, that's great. Now, will you please put me down, Perdy? Perdita: All right. *places Pongo back down* There you go. Pongo: Thank you.
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Post by Belchic on Jan 31, 2010 19:19:30 GMT -5
I did see this coming...although, I think a nice pic I'd like to see Flo do now is Perdita doing something for Lucky to make up for what she put him through.
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Post by Flowgli on Feb 3, 2010 22:07:12 GMT -5
Cadpig: Grrr, I'm a shark! I live in the deap blue sea, and I eat any living thing I see! Now that I'm in a farm, I'm gonna eat every creature who lives here! GRRR!Lucky *off screen*: Oh, Cadpig, will you please give it up already? You're no shark. --- Thunderbolt: Hey, Patch, I'm planning to go to the Halloween party after work tonight. You wanna come? Patch *off screen*: Um, Thunderbolt, Halloween is over. Take off that costume and save it for next Halloween. Thunderbolt: *laughs nervously* Um, right. Sorry. I seem to have forgotten to change my calendar. Patch: Ya think?--- Cadpig: I'll bet you can't guess what I'm drawing on my notepad. Hee, hee! --- Cadpig: Is the vet gonna stick that needle up my butt? Please, tell me she's not about to stick that up my-- *gets needle stuck up her butt by the vet* -- hello!Lucky: Good thing that didn't happen to me on my appointment. Cadpig *off screen*: Oh, you'll have a needle stuck up your butt if you don't close that huge mouth of yours! --- Thunderbolt: Ouch! I got dirt in my eyes! It really stings! Now I know how Patch feels when he got light in his eyes! --- Patch *off screen*: *gasps* Thunder, look behind you! Thunderbolt: That's the oldest trick in the book, Patch! Get real! *gets hit on the head with a paint can by Cruella and falls unconscious* --- Mooch: Come on, Two-Tone! I really need you back very badly! I love you! Two-Tone: Oh, shut up, Mooch! I'm not gonna get back to you. I'm gonna have purebreds with Lucky when I grow up, not mutts with you! --- Silver Surfer: Oh, I can't stand this! I have to live in shame in the 101 Dalmatians universe, since I'm no longer worthy of being a hero! *cries* Lucky *off screen*: Man, what a crybaby. He can't even kill a rubber duck.
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Post by Belchic on Feb 4, 2010 15:35:12 GMT -5
Pfft! That was a random last one! EPIC WIN!
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Post by Trey_Vore on Feb 5, 2010 5:29:26 GMT -5
Nice reference to the death screenshot on the NES Silver Surfer. Good job.
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Post by Flowgli on Mar 8, 2010 16:20:51 GMT -5
Patch: It's all over. There's nothing I can do about it now. Thunderbolt *off screen*: Patch, what's the matter? What's going on? Patch: Priscilla is forced by her mother, Claire, to be Beau's mate. Thunderbolt: Beau? Patch: He's the guy that Claire has chosen for Priscilla. If I try to sneak into Priscilla's mansion to help her escape from him, he and Claire will kill me. Thunderbolt: Gee, I'm really sorry to hear about that. If there is any way I can help-- Patch *off screen*: No, there's nothing you can do, either. We can't risk getting Priscilla into any more trouble. Thunderbolt: Wait! I have an idea! Patch *off screen*: Thunder, does standing under that lightbulb sign really help give you ideas? Thunderbolt: Of course, it does. It worked once before. I'll tell you all about my idea when we get to Priscilla's mansion. Now, follow me. Patch: Right. Let's go! *runs off to Priscilla's mansion* Thunderbolt *rushing after Patch*: Hey, I said follow me!Patch: I can't do that. I know where Priscilla's mansion is and you don't, so you should follow me!Thunderbolt: Oh, crap, my plan is going to be ruined that way. --- Pongo *off screen*: Lucky... ...Cadpig... ...Rolly... ...Two-Tone... ...Dipstick... ...Wizzer... ...Jewel... ...Patch... ...and Spot! They're all here and ready to play Small Talk. And here's the man in charge, me!
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Post by Belchic on Mar 8, 2010 23:00:49 GMT -5
What the heck? Those weren't connected in any way!
Wait...that set with Patch and Thunderbolt? Is there going to be a continuity to that one? If so, I have a feeling Flo's gonna draw a new picture or something.
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Post by Flowgli on Mar 8, 2010 23:14:34 GMT -5
Those sets were not meant to connect. Please note the three dashes placed between the sets that don't connect with each other to keep them separated.
I'm trying to come up with a finale for the theme with Lucky and Perdita. I don't have any ideas of what to put in it. I want to make Perdita do something to make up for what she did to Lucky, but I don't know what to make her do. Anybody got any suggestions?
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Post by Two-Tone on Mar 13, 2010 4:29:29 GMT -5
hmm
ah I got nothing
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