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Post by RaceFanX on Jan 16, 2007 13:07:41 GMT -5
This is a parody of these ESPN ads that featured NASCAR drivers racing with regular people or celebrities in their cars... www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHJ3HGk6Ozk&mode=related&search=www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DmKGA_ekGI(Clips are the same until we're in the car) Annoncer: The NASCAR Ride Along Program puts you in the action! (Inside the car, NASCAR champion Matt Kenseth has Lucky in the backseat as he races) Matt Kenseth: Why am I driving you around again? Lucky: Cross promotion, Disney owns ESPN. Kenseth: Oh, so by you appearing, it encourages those who watch us... Lucky: ...to watch us. Kenseth: Okay, that I get. Why'd you bring him. (gestures toward window) Rolly: Can you slow down, I want to see if the M&M's car has any on board. (Lucky and Matt just roll their eyes) Annoncer: NASCAR on ESPN! Text subtitle: Returns on July 29th R.I.P. Benny, we're really goin' miss ya.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2007 16:00:52 GMT -5
I remember thouse
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Post by Belchic on Jan 16, 2007 20:06:23 GMT -5
This is a parody of these ESPN ads that featured NASCAR drivers racing with regular people or celebrities in their cars... www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHJ3HGk6Ozk&mode=related&search=www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DmKGA_ekGI(Clips are the same until we're in the car) Annoncer: The NASCAR Ride Along Program puts you in the action! (Inside the car, NASCAR champion Matt Kenseth has Lucky in the backseat as he races) Matt Kenseth: Why am I driving you around again? Lucky: Cross promotion, Disney owns ESPN. Kenseth: Oh, so by you appearing, it encourages those who watch us... Lucky: ...to watch us. Kenseth: Okay, that I get. Why'd you bring him. (gestures toward window) Rolly: Can you slow down, I want to see if the M&M's car has any on board. (Lucky and Matt just roll their eyes) Annoncer: NASCAR on ESPN! Text subtitle: Returns on July 29th R.I.P. Benny, we're really goin' miss ya. Is something returning on July 29th? Or did that pass already?
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Post by RaceFanX on Jan 16, 2007 21:03:42 GMT -5
NASCAR on ESPN returns this year on July 29th. NASCAR hasn't been on ESPN since the year 2000.
R.I.P. Benny, we'll miss you
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Post by Tic-Tac on Jan 17, 2007 4:12:22 GMT -5
Trix Rabbit: This time, I'll distract those kids with this cute little puppy! They'll be so busy playing they won't even notice me!
Tic-Tac: Release me....
Trix Rabbit: This is gonna be great.
Tic-Tac: Seriously. Let go of me.
(unsuspecting kids) I havn't seen the rabbit today at all!
Trix Rabbit: Ready lil Fella? Ok, we're gonna, AGRRRRHH! OH! OH SOMEONE HELP ME!! THE PAIN, C, CALL NINE ONE ONE! IT'S ON MY NECK!!!
TicTac- mouth full of bunny.: GRRRR!!
TRIX: HELP!!!! HELP M-...*The puppy tears out the rabbits throat, then looks towards the children.*
Tic-Tac Walks up to the kids. :...Trix. Now.
Kids: H, here ya go...n, nice doggy.
Tic-Tac: Run.
The kids take off, screaming.
Tic-Tac, eatting trix: ....hmmmp. These actually, are pretty good...
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Post by Two-Tone on Jan 17, 2007 4:17:59 GMT -5
lol!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2007 16:48:38 GMT -5
Trix Rabbit: This time, I'll distract those kids with this cute little puppy! They'll be so busy playing they won't even notice me! Tic-Tac: Release me.... Trix Rabbit: This is gonna be great. Tic-Tac: Seriously. Let go of me. (unsuspecting kids) I havn't seen the rabbit today at all! Trix Rabbit: Ready lil Fella? Ok, we're gonna, AGRRRRHH! OH! OH SOMEONE HELP ME!! THE PAIN, C, CALL NINE ONE ONE! IT'S ON MY NECK!!! TicTac- mouth full of bunny.: GRRRR!! TRIX: HELP!!!! HELP M-...*The puppy tears out the rabbits throat, then looks towards the children.* Tic-Tac Walks up to the kids. :...Trix. Now. Kids: H, here ya go...n, nice doggy. Tic-Tac: Run. The kids take off, screaming. Tic-Tac, eatting trix: ....hmmmp. These actually, are pretty good... LOL thats pretty funny Tac I like it grate job ;D
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Post by Belchic on Jan 17, 2007 20:27:55 GMT -5
I always wondered if the Trix rabbit ever thought of ignoring the kids and just taking it away from them!
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Post by Two-Tone on Jan 18, 2007 1:57:09 GMT -5
doubt it.
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Post by Belchic on Jan 18, 2007 3:47:39 GMT -5
Doubt it?
Kid: "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!" Rabbit: "YOU SHARE!" *attacks the kids*
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Post by Nuke on Jan 23, 2007 17:10:05 GMT -5
you got that from Family Guy
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Post by RigTheFinishX on Feb 19, 2007 8:21:22 GMT -5
Originally I was going to take Kenny's advice and do a "Poision Ivy" blooper with the Daytona 500 winner but due to the controvical finish that isn't going to happen. Instead, here a parody of FedEx's NASCAR ad campaign... Real ad: www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzeHoV8O06YSpokemen: We've been receiving a lot of fanmail about Denny Hamlin and our #11 FedEx car. Belchic from California asks "Dear FedEx, Why do people love NASCAR so much". That's easy Belchic, if that is your real name, most NASCAR fans show up for a race at least 2 days in advance and spend the whole time until the race drinking beer. By the time the race starts they're all so totally bombed they find anything cool. Thanks for writing. Here's another one from Kenny in Texas. "Dear FedEx, what does Denny Hamlin do to give back to the community". Funny you should ask that Kenny, Denny was just telling me how he loves to help those in need. In fact, just last week he helped save a young couple's farm. (Cut to the middle of a "Poision Ivy" scene parody. Denny is holding Cruella with his left arm and punching her in the groin with his right) Denny: And this for trying to frame the puppies for robbing the post office. (punch) And this is for trying to download a virus in Roger's computer game (punch) And is for finding Anita's purse with no intent to return it. (punch) And this is for trying to prevent them from getting offically married (punch)... (The clip of the racing cars is shown) FedEx: Every day is race day.
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Post by Belchic on Feb 19, 2007 14:58:21 GMT -5
I need to look at other products at my store to get some inspirations.
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Post by Belchic on Feb 22, 2007 21:56:43 GMT -5
Just thought of a commercial off the top of my head:
*Rolly is eating kibble.*
Lucky: Eating again, Rolly?
Spot: Why are we not surprised?
Rolly: This stuff's great, you guys! You should try it!
Lucky: We've all had K-9 Krunchies, Rolly. We all know it's our favorite.
Rolly: No, no, no. This isn't K-9 Krunchies. It's Kibbles n' Bitz!
Lucky: Trying something new, huh?
Rolly: You guys have to have some!
Lucky: Uh...I think I'll pass.
Cadpig: You know, I don't think it'll be such a bad idea.
Lucky: *grabs Cadpig* Cadpig, don't you start.
Cadpig: But Lucky, check this out...*grabs the bag* It says here the Kibbles n' Bitz is really good for dogs. It can give us cleaner teeth, help our stomachs digest more easily, and give us the energy we need for the day ahead.
Lucky: Sounds good. Let's dig in!
Announcer: Kibbles 'n Bitz. It's what your dog needs for strength.
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Post by Belchic on Mar 19, 2007 23:58:30 GMT -5
Lucky: Hey, guys! Let's go have some fast food tonight!
Rolly: Oh, papa! I'm so up for it!
Cadpig: Can I choose the place this time?
Lucky: Sure, Sis.
Rolly: So where are we going?
Cadpig: Follow me, and then I'll show you.
Rolly: *thinking* Oh, Papa! I wonder if she'll choose McDonald's or Burger King. I'm so desperate to have a mouth-watering fast food burger!
Cadpig: Well, here we are. Subway.
Rolly: Subway? Do they serve burgers here?
Lucky: Not a chance, Rolly.
Cadpig: Rolly, typical fast food burgers contain lots of fat and calories, and that's not healthy. Now do you like it when we call you fat?
Rolly: No.
Cadpig: Well then, let's have some nice healthy sandwiches for a change, shall we?
Lucky: I'm with her.
Rolly: Well, it's better than nothing.
*Cuts to the pups each holding a Subway sandwich.*
Pups: Subway. Eat fresh.
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