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Post by Two-Tone on Mar 20, 2007 4:19:23 GMT -5
lol nice
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Post by RaceFanX on Mar 26, 2007 11:47:52 GMT -5
Sorry, watching NASCAR you see a lot of ads that sit up and beg to be parodied
(Sunday in the barn. A group of pups watch a NASCAR race on TV. The #00 Domino's Pizza Toyota is on the screen) Patriot: I'm hungry, anybody else want some pizza? Slayer: I'll have some. Sparky: Sure, call Domino's or somebody (Patriot takes out a bright yellow NEXTEL cell phone and dials the number. On the other end, the race car driver driving the Domino's car in the race answers) David Reutimann: Domino's, this is David Reutimann. Would you like to try our Double Zero deal. Patriot: Huh? David: It's named after me, 00, David Reutimann. Patriot: David Reutimann, wow! Double zero is right. Your Toyota is crap, it's always so slow NASCAR won't let you race or you crash it up during the race. David: HEY! I don't crash in every race. Why I should...HOLY CRAP! (David crashes his race car. Back in the barn the pups see it on TV) Slayer: Whoa, cool crash (TV Annoncer (offscreen): Oh, Reutimann crashes again. That was...well kinda expected) Patriot: I'm calling Pizza Hut.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2007 14:47:51 GMT -5
LOL yeah call pizza hut I like them better anyway that was funny Racefan
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Post by monkey on Mar 26, 2007 16:28:30 GMT -5
Pizza Hut? Stick with Domino's, it's better....
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Post by Belchic on Mar 26, 2007 16:33:47 GMT -5
I'm a Pizza Hut fan myself. Even though I can't have it for two weeks. Pizza has become my Lenten Observation.
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Post by ripsta on Apr 20, 2007 16:01:05 GMT -5
Trix Rabbit: This time, I'll distract those kids with this cute little puppy! They'll be so busy playing they won't even notice me! Tic-Tac: Release me.... Trix Rabbit: This is gonna be great. Tic-Tac: Seriously. Let go of me. (unsuspecting kids) I havn't seen the rabbit today at all! Trix Rabbit: Ready lil Fella? Ok, we're gonna, AGRRRRHH! OH! OH SOMEONE HELP ME!! THE PAIN, C, CALL NINE ONE ONE! IT'S ON MY NECK!!! TicTac- mouth full of bunny.: GRRRR!! TRIX: HELP!!!! HELP M-...*The puppy tears out the rabbits throat, then looks towards the children.* Tic-Tac Walks up to the kids. :...Trix. Now. Kids: H, here ya go...n, nice doggy. Tic-Tac: Run. The kids take off, screaming. Tic-Tac, eatting trix: ....hmmmp. These actually, are pretty good... This... Kicks ass! ^^
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Post by Two-Tone on Apr 20, 2007 16:23:19 GMT -5
indeed, the rabbit gets mauled
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Post by RaceFanX on Apr 27, 2007 9:14:22 GMT -5
Another NASCAR ad parody
(Lucky wakes up and goes to the mirror to check himself someone has shaved "Belchic rulz" into his fur) Lucky: BELCHIC! (Cut to various other shaved pups) Two-Tone (Poodle cut): BELCHIC! Slayer(Missing his blonde coif): BELCHIC! Cadpig (Head is shaved): BELCHIC! Lita (black half missing): BELCHIC! Dipstick (Tail): BELCHIC! Tripod (His legs): BELCHIC! Wizzer (His chest): BELCHIC! Patriot (Racing strip down his sides): BELCHIC! Jerko(bald): BELCHIC! (All the shaved pups confront Belchic, who's holding a razor and acting smug) Belchic: Check out this new Gillette Fusion razor, sure works well don't it? Lucky: Get'em!
The all-new Fusion, choice of the Gillette Young Pups
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Post by Two-Tone on Apr 27, 2007 9:18:35 GMT -5
oooh Belchic is asking for it
*pouty face* my poor fur.... oh well it will regrow
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Post by Nuke on Apr 27, 2007 10:31:30 GMT -5
lol nice ones RacefanX... i wonder what Two-Tone would look like in a poodle cut XD
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2007 18:05:31 GMT -5
lol tat was good Racefan but u ****ed up my hair and my gir;friend's cute balckass and my other girlfriend fur as well?*bets the sh*t out of the one responsible*
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Post by monkey on Apr 27, 2007 21:59:36 GMT -5
Heh, at least I'm safe.
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Post by RaceFanX on Apr 30, 2007 10:32:00 GMT -5
Well, that went over well. May as well parody its sequel...
(Lucky wakes up and goes to the mirror to check himself someone has shaved him bald) Lucky: BELCHIC! (Cut to various other bald pups) Two-Tone: BELCHIC! Noggin: BELCHIC! Slayer: BELCHIC! Blaze: BELCHIC! Cadpig: BELCHIC! Lita: BELCHIC! Dipstick: BELCHIC! Raiden: BELCHIC! Tripod: BELCHIC! Wizzer: BELCHIC! Patriot: BELCHIC! Jerko: BELCHIC! Drake: BELCHIC! (All the shaved pups confront Belchic) Belchic (also bald): Don't look at me guys. (Pan over to Rolly, holding another razor) Rolly: Must have been THE PHANTOM! Lucky: Get'em!
The all-new Fusion powered Phantom, the new choice of the Gillette Young Pups!
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Post by Belchic on Apr 30, 2007 13:09:28 GMT -5
Why is everyone turning against me all of a sudden?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2007 16:40:22 GMT -5
(Belchic and Racefan will like this)
Dale Jarrett:I'm just gonna take it for a test drive
guy:OK
Dale Jarrett:how do you start this thing?
guy:the hand scanner dale
Dale Jarrett:oh OK*he does so but the aection is canceled and the alarm goes off*
the real Dale Jarrett walks up*
*the fake turns out to be Lucky Rolly and cadpig dressed up as Jarrett*
Dale Jarrett:Dalmatians?
Lucky Rolly and cadpig:we just wanted a test drive
Dale Jarrett:I don't believe this
Lucky Rolly and cadpig:is that a no?
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