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Post by Belchic on Jun 19, 2007 0:48:27 GMT -5
Sorry for the delay, Slayer. Yeah, that one won my heart, Slayer. I need to come up with some more.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2007 0:50:38 GMT -5
have u even seen that commercial Belchic?
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Post by RaceFanX on Jul 25, 2007 17:03:55 GMT -5
The 101 Dalmatians the Series characters in...Improvional Race Car! (The pups are gathered around the former RaceFanX's race car. The hood is up and smoke pours from the engine) Dale Arthur: Oh no, my Ford Focus has been sabotaged! And right after I promised to use the race prize money to help the Dearlys pay their rent this month! Roger: If you don't win we could lose everything! Dale: Oh, if only I had another vechicle here to race with. Lucky: Here Dale. (Hands him a set of keys with a Mercury logo key chain. Pan over to reveal a brand-new, small green SUV) Dale: Huh? The all-new Mercury Mariner Hybrid? (Spots on screen scene transition. Cut to the race as Dale puts the pedal to the metal with the 4 main pups riding shotgun. Roger, Anita, and Nanny sit in the back seat. Suddenly several cars crash in front of them) Cadpig: Faster Dale! (Dale dodges the chaos as one car crashes over a cliff and explodes. The Hybrid races by the finish line and wins the race) Dale: WOW This new Mariner is amazing! Roger: And it has room for 5. (Amber and Two-Tone pop their heads up from behind the last row) Amber: Make that 6. All: (Laugh) The All-New Mercury Mariner Hybrid Just 'cause it's GREEN doesn't mean it's not MEAN! For those who don't know, it's a parody of Speed Racer's VW ad www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2jgZL1gmaI&mode=related&search=
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Post by Two-Tone on Jul 26, 2007 5:44:59 GMT -5
lol
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Post by cadpig10123 on Jul 26, 2007 11:56:33 GMT -5
cadpig: hey spot, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop spot: hmm lets see one, two, three ( crunch) Announcer: how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop the world may never know
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Post by Belchic on Jul 26, 2007 14:58:29 GMT -5
cadpig: hey spot, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop spot: hmm lets see one, two, three ( crunch) Announcer: how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop the world may never know Practically antique, but not bad. Not bad at all.
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Post by RaceFanX on Aug 31, 2007 15:31:37 GMT -5
(In a workshop enviroment various pups are shown working hard on something. Sparky bangs away on a fender from a car. Slayer stirs up some dark blue metallic paint. Gagdet-master pup U works on some sort of new weapon. The camera pans by all this madness to reveal a car, about the size of a 4-door American sedan under a tarp. One pup wearing a welding mask finishes a weld on what looks like a engine block. The pup flips the mask up revealing his identity...) Patriot: Oh hi, didn't see ya walk in. While RaceFanNEXT PART 4 isn't coming for a while yet we're already hard at work to get a special new vechicle ready for it. It's right over there. (Gestures to the tarped car.) Patroit: Trust me, if you thought that old Mercury had some tricks up its sleeve, you ain't seen nothing yet. (The camera starts to move to the car. It reaches it and a hand comes into view and grabs the tarp. It starts to remove it before Patriot stops it) Patroit: HEY! What do you think your doing. If you wanna see this thing you're goin' have to wait and read the next part of the fic. Until then, this baby is staying under wraps.
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Post by Belchic on Sept 12, 2007 0:00:48 GMT -5
Announcer: And now, a special announcement from the dalmatians.
Lucky: You know, kids, it's not a good idea to take drugs.
Rolly: Drugs are dangerous.
Cadpig: That's right. There are numerous ways they can effect the body. Taking one of these things could lead to depression, agressive behaviors, or severe illness.
Lucky: That's why you should always stay away from them.
*Mooch's gang enters.*
Mooch: Hey, dudes! Wanna try some of this stuff? It'll make you feel good.
Lucky: No, thanks.
Rolly: I have other things to do.
Cadpig: Go choke on something!
*They leave.*
Cadpig: The same rules apply to cigarrettes and alcohol.
Lucky: Don't take drugs from anyone, unless it's someone you trust like your parents or your doctor.
Cadpig: Always trust mature people. Bad drugs can give you a one-way ticket to Nowheresville.
*Scene cuts to show Mooch forcing Spot to smoke. She faints.*
Lucky: See what we mean?
Pups: Drug free is the way to be!
Announcer: A message from the Walt Disney company and the Drug Abuse Resistance Education.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2007 20:17:50 GMT -5
seeing how Nuke likes Rolly so much im gonna use his charsecters in this one
Nuke*coms out from a store*they didnt have any snickers
Rolly:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO*grabs a guarabage can and throws it as hard as he can and makeing it hit a parked greel lincion parked accross the road*
Buzzsaw:but they did have snicker menies
Rolly:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*grabs a secend guarabe can and hits the same car*
FEAST!
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Post by Belchic on Nov 21, 2007 15:43:04 GMT -5
Good, Slayer, but you could have added a little announcement at the end to have it make more sense like: "Hungry? Grab a Snickers."
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Post by RaceFanX on Nov 21, 2007 23:11:21 GMT -5
He sorta did Belchic, Snickers just retired the "Hungry: Grab a Snickers" and "Snickers Satisifies" campaigns, their current slogan currently is just "FEAST".
I thought Slayer's ad was funny. Good job man
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Post by Drake on Nov 21, 2007 23:13:30 GMT -5
Well, the one here is "Snickers, get some nuts!" as seen here
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Post by Drake on Nov 28, 2007 15:59:35 GMT -5
Announcer: *shows Tac with test tubes* Test tubes, $20.00 *shows Tac with some rope* Rope, $30.00 *shows Tac with a buzzsaw* Buzzsaw, $80.00 *shows Lucky escaping from Tac* Knowing that all your plans to kill Lucky have all ended in failure, priceless....there are some things money can't by, for everything else there Master Card, accepted at stores, nationwide.
Sorry, had to do something like that....
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Post by Belchic on Dec 20, 2007 2:17:24 GMT -5
Here's one I just thought of!
*Lucky, Rolly and Cadpig wake up at the sunrise.*
Lucky: Hi, guys!
Cadpig: Good morning, Lucky!
Rolly: What's for breakfast?
*Wendell the baker enters.*
Wendell: How about some Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Pups: Good idea!
Wendell: Do you puppies know why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Voice: *off-screen* Wendell! There you are!
Wendell: Huh?
*The two long-forgotten bakers appear.*
Quello: We're not happy with you for doing us in!
Bob: We want to work with you again after being left out for all these years!
Wendell: Very well. Let's go back to our good old days. Hit it!
*Jingle music starts playing.*
Bakers: *singing* We're the Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bakers...
Pups: *singing* And we're the Cinnamon Toast Crunch Tasters...
Wendell: We sprinkle cinnamon and sugar over every bite.
Bob: It gives you that taste of real cinnamon toast.
Quello: With a crunch. And it's part of a balanced breakfast.
Pups: We can't resist it!
Wendell: *singing* Cinnamon...
Bob: *singing* Toast...
Quello: *singing* Crunch!
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Post by Two-Tone on Dec 20, 2007 2:50:24 GMT -5
lol the bakers reunion
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