Post by Belchic on Oct 10, 2021 1:03:07 GMT -5
Hey guys! Belchic here with yet another commentary for you guys. Today, I’m doing another AVGN commentary. Why? Because I want to! So, without further ado…
*plays clip from “PAW Patrol”*
Zuma: Let’s dive in!
*skips to 0:48*
1:11 - Did you really? Or are you saying that as the character?
1:23 - Knowing the nerd you are, you probably should have known there existed a game out there called “Taxman”. I probably would have guessed there existed one too. Though back then, you only covered NES games.
1:36 - Just with sh*ttier graphics and no sound.
1:41 - That must mean everyone has played it.
2:06 - Which I’ve been waiting for you to talk about since the day I saw that video.
2:48 - So that means only one image is allowed in one space for the whole game.
3:02 - I actually had that Jurassic Park game, and a bunch of others. Though most of the ones you show I didn’t have.
3:16 - I never road the bus to school, so I wouldn’t know.
3:20 - Not at my school!
3:25 - There’s another one I had! I actually loved the DuckTales one!
3:55 - Sounds about right.
4:13 - I know, right? That’s marketing for ya!
4:42 - Why did you list examples of Sega and not the others?
4:53 - Yeah, if they were still making them today, I’m sure we’d be seeing more of them.
5:05 - So is night bad and day good?
5:22 - *laughs* My thoughts exactly!
5:31 - Well, technically, in all the Mega Man games, you can run out of amo for all the weapons you acquire from the Robot Masters. Though running out of amo seems to be an ambitious feature for a Tiger game. Wow, I can’t believe I said that!
5:38 - That’s another game that I had. Even though it sucked, one thing that was cool about it was the option to play as different characters. You gotta admit, for a Tiger game, that’s pretty ambitious!
5:54 - Then maybe you should rephrase that. The board game would be after the Game Boy version, then the Tiger version. Then less than that would be a drawing of it, and then at the bottom would be using your imagination.
6:08 - Why are you asking if we remember it? You never said that in any of your other videos. Also, not everyone has seen Dinosaurs, even though I have.
6:26 - I’m surprised you didn’t make a reference to Pee Wee’s Playhouse.
6:35 - I’m still having a hard time believing that game exists. Are you sure that wasn’t something fan made?
6:46 - That’s what I did.
7:03 - Thank God I didn’t have that one.
7:42 - Ah, you’re such an old fart. This is Tiger, not Nintendo.
7:47 - Maybe if you wouldn’t jam them so hard.
8:24 - Yeah, like Ninja Turtles.
8:43 - Yep. They sure did.
8:58 - Yeah, I get it. That’s a reference to Rocky III. That is something I would expect from you.
9:03 - Okay, two questions: 1. Why do you still have that? And 2. Why do you even have that at all?
9:22 - Yeah. Pogs were definitely a fad. They were everywhere in 1994 and died off the next year never to be heard from again.
10:14 - *sigh* You will just always find ways to shoehorn in that middle finger joke, won’t you? Well, you know what? It’s getting old!
10:28 - Yikes! No comment there!
10:36 - You really think those things are a better option than toilet paper? Okay, I would say something about that, but I think it’s best i not touch it.
11:13 - Now, I’m going to be honest here: When I first saw your Dr. Jeckyl & Mr. Hyde video, and you mentioned the wrist games, I thought you were talking about Tiger games in general. I didn’t know these wrist games existed. Looks like they were the same as Tiger games only smaller, you wear them on your wrist, and they had no sound.
11:22 - In 2013, you still have it in the plastic? You must have bought that on eBay or something.
12:05 - I don’t really see what there is to be thankful fir.
12:16 - If that were a sports watch, then yeah, you would. All the kids would be jealous of your Batman wrist watch, but not a wrist game.
12:45 - So the wrist games are 1/8-bit? I assume 4-bit would be Atari. Makes me wonder what the other four in between are.
12:54 - Okay, first of all, those are not games. Second of all, how are those a bad thing? Kids in 1999 and 2000 would love those.
13:29 - It was the original iPhone!
13:44 - Something tells me you say that to people who use their iPhones too.
14:12 - I guess that’s why Mortal Kombat 3 gets so much backlash because Scorpion isn’t in it.
14:22 - Not really.
14:31 - Yeah, you’ve done that joke a lot too.
14:46 - It seems the Gamecom had a library of movie-based games based on all the worst movies that came out that year.
14:59 - Well, at least you’re not singling this one out.
15:40 - Ever since your Virtual Boy review, I’ve been waiting for you to review the R-Zone.
16:18 - Really? You can use anything?
16:27 - Really? That again?
16:47 - At least it had sound. Not that that’s a good thing.
17:10 - Well, what did you expect?
17:28 - If it was, the Virtual Boy probably was too.
17:54 - I remember you making that rant a lot in your Virtual Boy review, and I honestly thought you were overthinking it.
18:17 - Oh, just wait until you play Kang Fu on the Amiga CD32!
Final verdict: Don’t really have much to say other than I said what I wanted to say in response to what he said in the video that was bothering me. Case closed. This is Belchic, and I’ll see ya later, guys.
*plays clip from “PAW Patrol”*
Zuma: Let’s dive in!
*skips to 0:48*
1:11 - Did you really? Or are you saying that as the character?
1:23 - Knowing the nerd you are, you probably should have known there existed a game out there called “Taxman”. I probably would have guessed there existed one too. Though back then, you only covered NES games.
1:36 - Just with sh*ttier graphics and no sound.
1:41 - That must mean everyone has played it.
2:06 - Which I’ve been waiting for you to talk about since the day I saw that video.
2:48 - So that means only one image is allowed in one space for the whole game.
3:02 - I actually had that Jurassic Park game, and a bunch of others. Though most of the ones you show I didn’t have.
3:16 - I never road the bus to school, so I wouldn’t know.
3:20 - Not at my school!
3:25 - There’s another one I had! I actually loved the DuckTales one!
3:55 - Sounds about right.
4:13 - I know, right? That’s marketing for ya!
4:42 - Why did you list examples of Sega and not the others?
4:53 - Yeah, if they were still making them today, I’m sure we’d be seeing more of them.
5:05 - So is night bad and day good?
5:22 - *laughs* My thoughts exactly!
5:31 - Well, technically, in all the Mega Man games, you can run out of amo for all the weapons you acquire from the Robot Masters. Though running out of amo seems to be an ambitious feature for a Tiger game. Wow, I can’t believe I said that!
5:38 - That’s another game that I had. Even though it sucked, one thing that was cool about it was the option to play as different characters. You gotta admit, for a Tiger game, that’s pretty ambitious!
5:54 - Then maybe you should rephrase that. The board game would be after the Game Boy version, then the Tiger version. Then less than that would be a drawing of it, and then at the bottom would be using your imagination.
6:08 - Why are you asking if we remember it? You never said that in any of your other videos. Also, not everyone has seen Dinosaurs, even though I have.
6:26 - I’m surprised you didn’t make a reference to Pee Wee’s Playhouse.
6:35 - I’m still having a hard time believing that game exists. Are you sure that wasn’t something fan made?
6:46 - That’s what I did.
7:03 - Thank God I didn’t have that one.
7:42 - Ah, you’re such an old fart. This is Tiger, not Nintendo.
7:47 - Maybe if you wouldn’t jam them so hard.
8:24 - Yeah, like Ninja Turtles.
8:43 - Yep. They sure did.
8:58 - Yeah, I get it. That’s a reference to Rocky III. That is something I would expect from you.
9:03 - Okay, two questions: 1. Why do you still have that? And 2. Why do you even have that at all?
9:22 - Yeah. Pogs were definitely a fad. They were everywhere in 1994 and died off the next year never to be heard from again.
10:14 - *sigh* You will just always find ways to shoehorn in that middle finger joke, won’t you? Well, you know what? It’s getting old!
10:28 - Yikes! No comment there!
10:36 - You really think those things are a better option than toilet paper? Okay, I would say something about that, but I think it’s best i not touch it.
11:13 - Now, I’m going to be honest here: When I first saw your Dr. Jeckyl & Mr. Hyde video, and you mentioned the wrist games, I thought you were talking about Tiger games in general. I didn’t know these wrist games existed. Looks like they were the same as Tiger games only smaller, you wear them on your wrist, and they had no sound.
11:22 - In 2013, you still have it in the plastic? You must have bought that on eBay or something.
12:05 - I don’t really see what there is to be thankful fir.
12:16 - If that were a sports watch, then yeah, you would. All the kids would be jealous of your Batman wrist watch, but not a wrist game.
12:45 - So the wrist games are 1/8-bit? I assume 4-bit would be Atari. Makes me wonder what the other four in between are.
12:54 - Okay, first of all, those are not games. Second of all, how are those a bad thing? Kids in 1999 and 2000 would love those.
13:29 - It was the original iPhone!
13:44 - Something tells me you say that to people who use their iPhones too.
14:12 - I guess that’s why Mortal Kombat 3 gets so much backlash because Scorpion isn’t in it.
14:22 - Not really.
14:31 - Yeah, you’ve done that joke a lot too.
14:46 - It seems the Gamecom had a library of movie-based games based on all the worst movies that came out that year.
14:59 - Well, at least you’re not singling this one out.
15:40 - Ever since your Virtual Boy review, I’ve been waiting for you to review the R-Zone.
16:18 - Really? You can use anything?
16:27 - Really? That again?
16:47 - At least it had sound. Not that that’s a good thing.
17:10 - Well, what did you expect?
17:28 - If it was, the Virtual Boy probably was too.
17:54 - I remember you making that rant a lot in your Virtual Boy review, and I honestly thought you were overthinking it.
18:17 - Oh, just wait until you play Kang Fu on the Amiga CD32!
Final verdict: Don’t really have much to say other than I said what I wanted to say in response to what he said in the video that was bothering me. Case closed. This is Belchic, and I’ll see ya later, guys.