Roger *off screen*: Looks like we've got all the pups out here. Now, we can go and take them to the carnival.
Anita *off screen*: Wait, Roger! Some of the pups are on top of the bus!
Roger: What?! Now, what are they doing up there?! How did they even get up there?!
Anita: I don't know, but we have to go get a ladder and get them down! We can't drive the bus to the carnival with those pups on the roof! They'll fall off and die if we do!
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Cadpig: It's time to make summer business come true. I want each of you to come up with something to sell that your customers will use for the summer. If you have an idea, I want to see a light bulb pop up over your head. So, start thinking!
*a light bulb pops up over Patch's head*
Patch: I got it!
Cadpig: That sure was quick, Patch!
*a light bulb pops up over Lucky's head*
Lucky: I got one.
Cadpig: Well, Lucky, you sure seem to be calm about it.
Rolly: Yeah, especially when that light bulb has lit up so bright that it's hurting everyone's eyes!
Spot: Lucky, can you dim that light a little bit? I feel as if that light is sucking out my soul!
Lucky: Oh, no way. I'm too proud with my idea.
*Thunderbolt stands under a light bulb sign*
Thunderbolt: Hey, I got an idea!
Cadpig *off screen*: Uh-uh, Thunderbolt! That doesn't count. You're supposed to make a light bulb pop up over your head when you have an idea, not stand under that light bulb sign.
Thunderbolt: But this sign really helps me come up with ideas very quickly!
Cadpig: No! I will not count that!
Thunderbolt: Aw, no fair!
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Patch: That was a great movie. I can get used to this.
Priscilla: Oh, really? You mean have your woman do all the work around the household while you just sit around and do nothing but watch?
Patch: What? No! I didn't mean that--
Priscilla: But you've implied it!
Patch *off screen*: Listen, Priscilla, I didn't imply anything! You've just misquoted me!
Priscilla: Yeah, like I'm gonna believe that. Patch, I am
not going to live my life with you the same way Cassie did with Edmund at the end of that movie!
Patch: Priscilla--
Priscilla: Seriously, Patch! Is that the kind of girl you want to spend the rest of your life with?! A girl who only lives to clean for you, cook for you, and wait on you hand and foot?!
Patch: Priscilla, Cassie is
not Edmund's wife! She is the
villain of the movie! She was given eternal punishment for all the evil she has caused in Edmund's town!
Priscilla: She was?
Patch: Yes, Priscilla. As punishment, she has to spend the rest of her life as a servant for Edmund and his people.
Priscilla: Really? Oh. Yeah, I must've slept through the movie until that last scene.
Patch: You would've stayed awake through the whole movie to see what
really happened had it not been for that stupid cricket making so much noise!
Priscilla: Well, you're right. Despite how much I like crickets, it sure was the wrong time for me to fall asleep by its soothing chirping.
Patch: Yeah, and who knows? Maybe that evil witch who is serving Edmund could be either Beau or your mother in the future.
Priscilla: *gasps* Oh, no! Cassie could actually be me and Edmund could be Beau in the future if I don't get back home in time tonight before my mother could find out I've been over here! *runs off*
Lucky: Well, that was quite a shocker.
Two-Tone: Oh, that was nothing, Lucky. Cassie really did a lot of evil things in Edmund's town, so she deserves to be punished like that.
Lucky: I meant that conversation between Patch and Priscilla after the movie before Priscilla left.
Two-Tone: Oh. Right.
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Rolly: I'm hungry! I'm hungry! I'M HUUUNGRYYY!!!
Lucky: Okay! Calm down, Rolly! We'll find you something to eat so you will shut up!
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Cadpig: What is this straw doing in my ear? Lucky, were you trying to clean the wax out of my ears with this stupid straw!
Lucky *off screen, innocently*: No.
Cadpig: You lie!
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Lucky: Look! There's our dinner!
Rolly: Yay! Food at last!
Cadpig: Let's eat!
*the three pups closed in on Spot and started to make huge bites on her*
Spot: No, you guys! I'm Spot, your friend! Stop trying to eat me! I don't taste that good anyway! AAAAHHH!!! *breaks free from the pups' grasps and runs far away as fast as she can*