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Post by Flowgli on Jun 7, 2011 22:43:17 GMT -5
Lucky: Man, that was a lot of food I have eaten at that picnic. I never thought my stomach would get this big. Patch: Wow, Lucky! I never thought your stomach would get that big, either! You really need to do something about that stomach. Lucky: I know, Patch, and I will. *struggles to get up, but his body did not budge one bit* Oh, no! I'm so heavy that I can't even get up off my butt! It felt like I ate a bowling ball! Thunderbolt: Yes, it looks like you ate a bowling ball, too! Your stomach is big and round like one! Lucky *off screen*: *gasps* Thunderbolt! What are you doing here? Thunderbolt: Your parents told me all about what happened to you at that picnic, so I was thinking that it's right for me to come over and help you lose that bowling ball gut. Lucky: Will you, Thunderbolt? I don't want to end up looking this big and feeling this heavy. I think I'm heavier than Rolly. Thunderbolt: Oh, come on, now, Lucky. I got your mother to lose a lot of weight after she ate a lot at that kibble buffet, so I don't see why I can't do the same thing with you. Lucky: Well, okay. I guess we better get started on working out right now, then. Thunderbolt *off screen*: You guess right. Lucky: Okay, well I'm gonna need some help getting up. Please?
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Post by Belchic on Jun 8, 2011 1:42:59 GMT -5
Aww. I had a feeling you'd do something like this. I think Tippy could probably help Lucky up considering how strong she is.
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Post by Flowgli on Jun 10, 2011 21:40:06 GMT -5
Lucky: Yes! I got rid of my bowling ball gut! I can get up and run again! I'm not heavy anymore! Thanks for helping me get back to my regular size, Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt: It was no problem, Lucky! At least it was no problem helping you out. You never complained about how hard it is to do the workout, you've done everything I told you to do, and there was a lot less additional weight gain on you for me to work with than there was on your mother. Lucky *off screen*: Yeah, there sure was. Cadpig: Um, I think I could use some help getting rid of all this fat here. Two-Tone: Me, too. All that food at the picnic was so good that we couldn't stop eating, but seriously, I really need to lose all this weight! Thunderbolt: What? Cadpig, Two-Tone, you pups, too? What have all of you been eating at that picnic?!
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Post by Two-Tone on Jun 10, 2011 22:36:03 GMT -5
hehe aw
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Post by babclayman on Jun 11, 2011 6:11:23 GMT -5
Oooh boy, Thunderbolt must be thinking "Geez, Here I got again!"
Seriously, Rolly & Foody must be doing something...Or is it a plan from Thunderbolt to gain money via Weight Lose programs. o.o
If you like, you can use some of my Art for captions, if you like that is. ;3
Still, Good to see you got stories in your captions, Flo! ;3
Looking forward to seeing more from you. *Hugs* X3
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Post by Flowgli on Jun 11, 2011 7:30:19 GMT -5
Rolly and Foody have nothing to do with it, and it's not a plan from Thunderbolt to make money by means of weight loss programs. Perdita and three of her pups did this all by themselves, and they didn't control themselves when they were eating.
Also, I have used a few of your pics for this thread before. I might use some more on future sets.
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Post by Belchic on Jun 17, 2011 23:16:22 GMT -5
They'd probably be even more embarrassed if their stomachs came to life!
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Post by Flowgli on Jun 24, 2011 22:44:06 GMT -5
Two-Tone: Lucky, I think this is the right place for us to make out. Lucky: Um, Two-Tone, we're in a mall, a public place. It's not a good idea to do that here. We should wait until we're at a place that's more private. Two-Tone: Aw, come on, Lucky. Why do it somewhere else when we can do it here? Lucky: Two-Tone, there are people walking around here everyday! As soon as they see us making out, they will all stop what they're doing and stare at us, and they're probably going to make a lot of complaints and kick us out! And besides, what if some dogs and pups we know caught us here making out, get all grossed out by it, and complain to us that we can't do that to each other because we're brother and sister? Two-Tone: Well, that's their problem, isn't it? Who cares what they think about us and if they're gonna see what we're about to do here in the mall? We're just living our own lives, and we should just live them the way we want.
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Post by Two-Tone on Jun 25, 2011 0:15:22 GMT -5
hehe and Lucky's blushing through the whole thing too
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Post by Flowgli on Jun 27, 2011 10:58:05 GMT -5
Two-Tone: It's great to be back at the beach again, isn't it, Lucky? Lucky: Yeah, it is, and the weather is just perfect. Two-Tone: Yes, it is. *suddenly notices Lucky looking away* What are you staring at? Lucky: Nothing. Two-Tone: *gasps* Another girl is here, isn't she? She's probably planning to take you away from me and have you all to herself! Lucky *off screen*: There is no other girl here, Two-Tone! Even if there was, I don't think she will think about doing something like that. Two-Tone: Well, you never know. There could be a girl like that who is on her way here right now! Lucky: If you're talking about Elaine, then you gotta remember that she only helped me the other time we were here. It was very hot! Two-Tone: I know, Lucky, but I'm not talking about Elaine. After she explained herself to me, we became friends, and everything was solid with us two. I'm talking about any girl who think about stealing you away from me and make you her boyfriend. So, while we're at the beach today, I gotta say that if there's any girl who's going to help you if it gets too hot out here, it's going to be me! Lucky: But I didn't see you bring anything over here that will help cool us down. Two-Tone: But I actually brought something with us for that. Take a look. *Two-Tone holds up a pink fan* Lucky *off screen*: You brought over a fan. Smart move. Two-Tone: It really is smart for me to bring this here with us. We don't want each other to suffer from the heat. Lucky: We sure don't. *suddenly notices the fan that Two-Tone is holding* Hey, wait a minute! That fan looks exactly like the one Elaine used to cool me off! Did you steal it from her?! Two-Tone: No, silly! I got my own fan! Lucky: You've got a fan of your own that looks exactly like the one Elaine's got? Man, if you and Elaine are together in the same place and you both have your fans, it'll be hard for me to tell which fan belongs to which pup. Two-Tone: Well, you won't have that problem right now, because Elaine is not here. So, until she gets here, it's gonna be only you and me, just us two alone at the beach. And don't stare at other girls if any of them show up! Lucky: Okay!
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Post by Flowgli on Jul 4, 2011 11:48:25 GMT -5
Lucky: Patch, Priscilla, it's time for lunch. Patch: Okay, Lucky, we'll be right there. Priscilla: Wait a minute. I thought Thunderbolt and Amber were going to call us for lunch. Lucky: Yeah, well, they're having some time alone with each other at the beach. They'll be back tonight before the fireworks start. Priscilla: Fireworks? Patch: Yeah, today is Independence Day. We never celebrated that holiday before, but Thunderbolt and Amber probably celebrated it every year, which makes sense since they're both Americans. Lucky: Yep. They were born in America, and they came from there to here, in England, and became friends with us. Patch: I'm glad that they did. They sure must be having an extremely wonderful time together, walking on the sand and wearing their Independence Day bathing suits. *meanwhile, at the beach* Amber: It sure has been a wonderful morning, has it, Thunder? Thunderbolt: Oh, yes, Amber. The beach is a great place for you and me to be together and alone. At least it is for a while. Amber: That's right. More people will be coming here soon, and we have to get back home so we can get ready to watch the fireworks with Patch, his family, and his friends. Thunderbolt: Yeah. This is going to be a really fun Independence Day.
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Post by Belchic on Jul 4, 2011 11:57:29 GMT -5
Hehe. It looks like Lucky has become Patch and Priscilla's mom.
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Post by Flowgli on Jul 4, 2011 12:38:41 GMT -5
Why? Just because Lucky told them it's time for lunch?
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Post by Flowgli on Aug 11, 2011 12:46:07 GMT -5
Flo *with some other pups trying to say something every two or three sentences*: Thanks a lot, you guys! My party is ruined! Here I am having a good time with everybody in this farm and hoping that my parents will actually get back together, and I got my hopes up...and then have them crushed! I trusted all of you! You promised that my parents will get back together! If they're not going to get back together, then don't promise me that they are! Didn't you see them laughing in my face when I told them how happy I was that they were going to get back together? Didn't you see how hurt I was when that happened? Probably not, because you probably don't even care about me! You've set me up to make me look bad in front of everyone! This is your fault, all of you! This day really means a lot to me, because it's my birthday, and I never saw both my parents get along with each other one bit on every other birthday I had! I really wanted my parents to forget about all the fights and arguments they had in the past today, because this is the most special day of my life, to celebrate the day I was born! Now, that chance to see my parents have a good time with each other without them showing any sign that they don't love each other like they used to is blown because of you! Don't, you guys, you said enough! *storms off* Flint: Oh, no. Tony, did you hear that? Tony: Yes, I did. I've never seen Flo so upset with everyone back there. I have to go over and talk to her. And I need you to come with me; I might need some help. Flint: Okay. Let's go. *runs with Tony over to Flo* Flo: *crying* Tony *off screen*: Flo! Flint *off screen*: Flo! Flo: *stops crying and looks up to see Tony and Flint coming towards her* Huh? Tony: Flo, Flint and I need to talk to you. We've heard what happened back at the party. Flint: Flo, we're sorry they hurt you by promising something that won't happen. Tony: We didn't know something like that would happen. We thought they invited both of your parents to your birthday party because they though that seeing both of them there and having a good time with each other is what you wanted. Flo: It was what I wanted, but they just had to go and ruin the whole thing by promising my that my parents were gonna get back together, and my parents just had to go ahead and laugh in my face about the thought of them getting back together and telling me that they agreed that that's not gonna happen in a million years. *sighs* If I was never born, then my parents probably would never had divorced in the first place. Flint: Now, Flo, please, don't tell us that you were the cause of your parents' divorce. Flo: Flint, for all I know, I'm probably the reason why they even had all those fights when they were still married. Flint: No. How can you say that? Flo: It just seemed clearly obvious to me. They were doing quite well until I came into their lives. Then, they started to have all those fights about what they think of each other; my mom would argue about my dad's laziness, and my dad would argue about my mom's bossiness. I hardly saw them actually being nice to each other, and before I know it, they got divorced just like that. I was still a baby when all that happened. Tony: Now, come on, Flo. You don't know for sure if you're the reason why your parents argued with each other a lot and divorced. Flo: Tony, I know in my mind that that's the truth, but in my heart...*sighs*...it still just hurts not being able to have my parents back together, especially when all the other pups on this farm promised me that that would happen. Flint: Flo, I know this is gonna hurt, but no one can make two of any creature fall in love with each other. Tony: Except for the guy who wears diapers and shoots arrows on Valentine's Day. Flint: Cupid? Tony: No. My papa, Pasquale. Flint: What? Tony! Flo: *laughs* Um, maybe we should get back to the party. My parents may not be getting back together, but at least they are getting along with each other much better than they did on all the other days I spent with them. Tony: See, that's got to make you feel good. Flo: It does, but what also makes me feel good is knowing that I have you two, my best friend and my boyfriend, who will always be there for me. Tony: That's right. Flint: You know we will. Flo: And I will always be there for you two. Tony: Yes, Flo, you will. Flint: Thank you, Flo. Flo: Now, let's go back to the party. My parents are probably very worried about me.
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Post by Flowgli on Sept 4, 2011 12:06:42 GMT -5
Patch: Grrr! Patch: Watch this! Thunder's gonna grab the whip! Other pups: Shh! Shh! Shh! Rolly: Can someone turn off the alien effects, please? Pup: Patch, *as Ganon* YOU MUST DIE!!! Patch: *gasps in horror* WHAAAT?! No! No, I don't want to die! I don't want to die! *starts crying* Pups: *burst out laughing* Lucky *off screen*: Patch, we were just kidding around! Calm down! Penny *off screen*: Yeah, Patch, look at you! Seriously, we made you cry! Patch *crying*: Nuh-uh! Pups *in unison*: Yes-huh! --- Wizzer: Okay, you guys, here's my joke. A man and a woman went out on a date with each other one night, and the man asked the woman, "Is this not the best date you've ever been on?", and the woman said to the man, "Oui, oui." The man was confused, and he said, "You need to go to the bathroom?" The woman said, "No." And then the man said, "But you said 'wee wee'." And then the woman said, "I said 'oui, oui'. It means 'yes, yes'." And the man said, "Okay, so you do need to go to the bathroom." The woman facepalmed-- Pup *facepalming*: Just like I am now, because your joke isn't even funny! Wizzer: Guys, please, don't interrupt. I'm not finished yet. Rolly: Oh, yes, you are! Adding some bathroom humor doesn't make it funny at all! Another pup: Yeah, you stink! Get out of the spotlight! Two-Tone *as all the other pups in the crowd boo at Wizzer*: Oh, no. Wizzer is dying out there.
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